Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Pot is Boiling and I know whats Cooking week 16 picks ARE YOU READY

HELLO SPORTS FANS if you we disappointed by me and my horrible picks I apologize and let me make it up to you by helping you win your money back. This week I'm going to tell you whose going to lock up their playoffs spots. Alright so here the skimmy....

Playoff teams dc=Division champs wc=wildcard clinch 
Steelers dc
Ravens wc
Texans dc
Patriots dc
Saints dc
49ers dc
Packers dc
 FOR THOSE OF YOU COUNTING AT HOME EVERY DIVISION TITLE HAS BEEN CLAIMED EXCEPT THE AFC WEST WHERE THE BRONCOS NEED A WIN AND A RAIDERS LOST, AND NFC EAST WHERE THE GIANTS AND COWBOYS ARE FIGHTING FOR FIRST PLACE AND THE EAGLES ARE FIGHT FOR A WILCARD SPOT

Current 1st place teams and wild card contenders wc=wildcard contenders dl=division leaders
Denver Broncos dl
Atlanta Falcons wc
Detriot Lions wc
Dallas Cowboys dl
New York Jets wc

Ok now that you have the Down low on the playoff situation lets focus on the matter at hand
Week 16 of the NFL

12/24
Browns
vs
Ravens
-12:00 PM (CT)

RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Broncos
vs
Bills
-12:00 PM (CT)
BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Buccaneers
vs
Panthers
-12:00 PM (CT)
PANTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Cardinals
vs
Bengals
-12:00 PM (CT)
BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Raiders
vs
Chiefs
-12:00 PM (CT)
CHIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Dolphins
vs
Patriots
-12:00 PM (CT)
PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Giants
vs
Jets
-12:00 PM (CT)
GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Rams
vs
Steelers
-12:00 PM (CT)
STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Jaguars
vs
Titans
-12:00 PM (CT)
JAGUARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Vikings
vs
Redskins
-12:00 PM (CT)
VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Chargers
vs
Lions
-3:05 PM (CT)
LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
Eagles
vs
Cowboys
-3:15 PM (CT)
EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/24
49ers
vs
Seahawks
-3:15 PM (CT)
49ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/25
Bears
vs
Packers
-7:20 PM (CT)
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/26
Falcons
vs
Saints
-7:30 PM (CT

SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want an explanation for any of these match ups tweet me @theashtonj  I can also give out over unders for games this week comment on the blog or tweet me.

Don't forget to check injuries and happy betting
NEXT WEEK WERE GIVING OUT AWARD TO EVERY TEAM WEATHER THEY BE GOOD OR BAD THEY ALL CAME TOGETHER AND GAVE US THIS AWESOME SEASON SO WE WILL REWARD THEM FOR WHAT THEY DID AND DIDN'T DO HAHAHAHAHAH
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Sunday, December 18, 2011

FIRST ONE TO LOSE GETS A CRAPPY PLAYOFF SEED!

ALRIGHT Sports Nation here's the deal last week was key alot more teams clinched their playoff birth and one of those teams ARE THE FIRST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LAST AFC SOUTH CHAMPION HOUSTON TEXANS. The league is shocked by how this seemingly team of destiny can take their injury riddled yet still deadly offense and new look defense have pummeled their way to a playoff birth and are tied for first seed in the AFC. But enough about us lets talk about the OTHER guys the AFC has alot of divisions still wide open, the fact of the matter is its crunch time people every win puts a nail in another teams coffin if your leading the division. And if your not a division leader every win gets you closer to that highly coveted Wild Card Spot. The NFC East remains the only division without a winner as the Giants are still battling to stay alive against the floundering Cowboys. Its time if your team want to make it to the post season they have to play like they want to. Now I went 12-4 last week if im not mistaken so Im hitting my stride check it out and keep on betting folks.

Playoff Teams
Houston Texans
Green Bay Packers
New Orleans Saints
San Francisco 49ers

One win or lost from another team away from Playoffs
New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
Baltimore Raven
Denver Broncos
Dallas Cowboys
New York Giants

HERE'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT


12/18
Panthers
vs
Texans

TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Bengals
vs
Rams
BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
12/18
Packers
vs
Chiefs
 
PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Dolphins
vs
Bills
BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Saints
vs
Vikings
SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Seahawks
vs
Bears
BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Titans
vs
Colts
TITANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Redskins
vs
Giants
GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Lions
vs
Raiders
LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Browns
vs
Cardinals
CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Patriots
vs
Broncos

PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Jets
vs
Eagles
 
JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/18
Ravens
vs
Chargers
 
RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/19
Steelers
vs
49ers
MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12/22
Texans
vs
Colts
 THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, December 11, 2011

Humble Pie

Last week was pretty rough, props to Ashton for having a solid 14-2 record. Again, my picks will be against the spread (current time: 6:19 am EST, 12/11)...

Houston @ Cincinnati (-3): Cincinnati
Minnesota @ Detroit (-10): Detroit
New Orleans (-4) @ Tennessee: New Orleans
Philadelphia @ Miami (-3): Miami
Kansas City @ NY Jets (-10.5): Kansas City
New England (-9) @ Washington: New England
Atlanta (-3) @ Carolina: Atlanta
Tampa Bay (-3) @ Jacksonville: Tampa Bay
Indianapolis @ Baltimore (-17): Indianapolis
Chicago @ Denver (-3.5): Denver
San Fran (-4.5) @ Arizona: San Fran
Oakland @ Green Bay (-12): Green Bay
Buffalo @ San Diego (-7): San Diego
NY Giants @ Dallas (-3): Dallas
St. Louis @ Seattle (-10): Seattle

Saturday, December 10, 2011

THE ASHTON...THE WEEK OF CROSSROADS

OH YEAH FOOTBALL FANS I HAVE RETURNED FOR ANOTHER SERIES OF GREAT NFL PICKS IF YOU WERE'NT KEEPING COUNT I WENT 14-2 last week that's right and yes this week that was enough to beat Drew who had a bad week. So I'm not going to get fancy ill explain some key games and why they are key games,but first...

NFL Facts
The Packer at 12-0 have clinched their playoff spot and have forced a race for the wild card spot for Lions and Bears

The 49ers have also locked their playoff spot up by winning their division.

The Patriots(AFC East) and Texans(AFC South) are tied for the #1 seed in the AFC both at 9-3 and both looking to clinch their playoffs spot with a win and their divisions 2nd place team losing; The Jets playing the Chiefs in the AFC East and the Titans playing the Saints in the AFC South.

The AFC West is tied at the top with The Broncos and Raiders both at 7-5. Its going down to the wire folks can Carson shake his days with the Bengals, or can Tim Tebow take his divine skill into the playoffs and do some damage or even win the big game...

The NFC East topped by the Dallas Cowboys but the Giants coming off a tough run against the
Patriots then the Packers both close games are now going to face off. To tie up the East with  a win from the Giants or pull away with a win from the Cowboys.

The NFC North has fallen to the UNDEFEATED PACKERS and it solely is up to any  team trying to make it out to win the wild card which ironically pit them against the Packers. All the teams in this division are drowning and these last few games are their only lifesaver.

The NFC South is literally dominated by the Saints who find themselves in the exact same situation as the Texans and Patriots with a second place team who still has  chance but does not control their own fate. The Falcons last lost to the Texans has put them in a must win situation to get to the playoffs.

AS you can see things are very much wide open many divisions hinge on one game as the pressure pours on lets find out what teams are clutch, what teams want a  chance to play the biggest game in sports. Whose willing to do whatever it takes to make who just wants a chance to taste greatness THEIR CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!

WEEK 14

STEELERS VS BROWNS STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLTS VS RAVENS RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FALCONS VS PANTHERS FALCONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TEXANS VS BENGALS TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VIKINGS VS LIONS LIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUCS VS JAGS BUCS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EAGLES VS DOLPHINS DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHIEFS VS JETS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAINTS VS TITANS SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PATRIOTS VS REDSKINS PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49ERS VS CARDINALS 49ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEARS VS BRONCOS BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAIDERS VS PACKERS PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BILLS VS CHARGERS BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GIANTS VS COWBOYS GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAMS VS SEAHAWKS SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AS USUAL I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SPELLING OR GRAMMAR ERRORS REMEMBER TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @theashtonj and/or Andrew @SkiBum90

Happy gambling tell your friends


Sunday, December 4, 2011

Challenge accepted

Ok ok time to cut the chatter no snarky remarks just old school straight picken going undefeated this week.

TNF EAGLES VS SEAHAWKS SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TITANS VS BILLS TITANS!!!!!!!!
CHIEFS VS BEARS CHIEFS!!!!!
FALCONS VS TEXANS TEXANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAIDERS VS DOLPHINS RAIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRONCOS VS VIKING BRONCOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COLTS VS PATRIOTS PATRIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BENGALS VS STEELERS BENGALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANTHERS VS BUCS PANTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JETS VS REDSKINS JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAVENS VS BROWNS RAVENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
COWBOYS VS CARDINALS CARDINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PACKERS VS GIANTS PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAMS VS 49ERS 49ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIONS VS SAINTS SAINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MNF CHARGERS VS JAGS CHARGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS THIS WAS RE POSTED AFTER FIXING SPELLING ERRORS NOT AFTER LOOKING AT GAMES

Saturday, December 3, 2011

(Un)lucky Week 13?

So, I ate the humble pie Weeks 9 & 10. After a healthy dose of reviewing my analysis, I'd say that 27-3 over the last two weeks (a winning percentage of 90%) is as close to perfection as a college student, or any bettor, can expect. So with an amazing record over the last two weeks, both winning weeks over Ashton & his picks, let's take a brief look at the NFL lineup on Sunday...

SIDE NOTE: From here on out, bets & results will be against the current spread on ESPN.com (current time: 11:45 pm, EST). I feel like betting vs. the spread is the direction where this blog deserves to head, so Ashton & I can look toward making real bets in Las Vegas (or something like that). Also, as always, we hold no responsibility for people betting off of information from this blog; we're not perfect, nobody's perfect, so we have to accept the inevitability that we'll win some picks & lose some picks.

Tennessee @ Buffalo: The Bills went 0-4 in November, and only once did they scored more than 12+ points. However, the last three of those games were on the road, and the Titans haven't been playing extremely well either. The current line on ESPN has Buffalo by 3; I think if this game were played in October, Buffalo would be much more heavily favored, but at this point in the season, I'd give a 55/45 edge to Tennessee.
TENNESSEE

Kansas City @ Chicago: Even without Jay Cutler, the Bears are favored by 7. Yes, Oakland beat Chicago in Oakland, but the Raiders are 7-4; the Chiefs are much weaker at 4-7. Hanie isn't the best quarterback in the world, but when they have such a strong running game, there isn't as much need to throw more than 20 yards downfield.
CHICAGO

Oakland @ Miami: Speaking of the 7-4 Raiders, they are traveling down to Miami to face a resurgent Dolphins squad. In the last 3 weeks, Miami is 2-1 against a somewhat respectable group; Oakland is 3-0 against a relatively similar group (bad teams: WAS & MIN; okay teams: BUF & SD; playoff teams: DAL & CHI). Miami somehow is favored by 3 points; take the points, I'm taking Oakland to beat Miami and extend their 3-game winning streak.
OAKLAND

Denver @ Minnesota: The Mile High Messiah is making noise in the news for a reason; for whatever reason,  he figures out a way to win games. Combine that with a defense that is absolutely underrated (and overshadowed by the media presence surrounding Tim Tebow), and the Broncos will pose a significant threat to Oakland in the final weeks for the AFC West title. Denver is only a 1-point favorite (a toss-up, for all intents & purposes), and I don't see Minnesota figuring out a way to win against a team as hot as the Broncos.
DENVER

Indianapolis @ New England: With the Patriots as a 21 point favorite, this is expected to be (and probably will be) the blowout of the week. I don't know anybody who honestly expects Indianapolis to pull off this upset; the bigger question is, will New England be able to cover the spread? With the forecast in the mid 50's, and only a 20% chance of precipitation (with relatively low winds), the weather appears favorable to Tom Brady opening up the playbook & completing 30-35 passes to Welker & Hernandez.
NEW ENGLAND

Cincinnati @ Pittsburgh: Tough matchup here, both in terms of hoping the Bengals pull off the upset against the 7-point favorites & figuring out if Pittsburgh will cover the spread. Cincinnati, for whatever reason, has a relatively strong record playing in Pittsburgh- since 2005, the Bengals are 3-3 playing at Pittsburgh (1-3 in the last 4 years, however). The key for Cincinnati might be the fact that Polamalu has a head injury- without that crazy mess of hair flying all over the field, Dalton might have a better chance to pick apart the decent Steelers defense and at least keep the final score within a touchdown.
CINCINNATI

Carolina @ Tampa Bay: This will be a fun division matchup to watch, with the somewhat disappointing Bucs hosting potential rookie of the year Cam Newton. What's that? Carolina is a 3-point underdog to Tampa? The Panthers are still underrated in the NFL, apparently- while this is a division game between teams that are 4-7 & 3-8, both teams have played relatively difficult schedules and are better than other teams with similar records.
CAROLINA

NY Jets @ Washington: Washington is awful. The Jets are making a relatively strong comeback in the AFC West. With the Jets only a 3 point favorite, this should be one of the easiest spreads to cover.
NY JETS

Atlanta @ Houston: Sorry Ashton, I can't imagine Yates & Clemens will be strong enough at quarterback to hang with the very good Falcons team. Yes, the Texans are based around the overall team as opposed to Schaub or Leinart; however, the same situation happened in Chicago- Cutler, a decent quarterback, was out against a decent Oakland team, and the Raiders won that matchup. Same deal here- with the Falcons as a 1-point favorite (essentially, a coin-flip), give the points & take Atlanta to try and keep pace with the Saints.
ATLANTA

Baltimore @ Cleveland: Baltimore is only a 7-point favorite? Sure, they've imploded against less-than-stellar teams this season, but a) you can't bet on that consistently happening and b) division games always receive extra attention.
BALTIMORE

Green Bay @ NY Giants: Green Bay has a few extra days to rest since playing on Thanksgiving Day, and the Giants have a relatively short week. On top of that, the Packers have only won one game by a margin of less than 7 points (a 6 point win @ MIN), which was 'nullified' by a 45-7 beatdown of the Vikings 3 weeks later. While the Giants are a respectable team, Green Bay is seemingly unstoppable this season.
GREEN BAY

Dallas @ Arizona: Dallas barely escaped last week against a decent Miami team, and Arizona has been within a touchdown of most games this season. However, they haven't beaten a team with a record better than 4-8, and you can bet Romo got chewed out a bit for almost losing the game against the Dolphins. With the Cowboys only at a 4.5-point favorite, give the points & take Dallas over the Cardinals.
DALLAS

St. Louis @ San Francisco: St. Louis is a relatively awful team, San Francisco is a very good team (even though they lost on Thanksgiving to an excellent Baltimore team), and the 14-point line reflects that. However, the Rams won't stay within two touchdowns of a 49ers team that is strong across the board, especially with Frank Gore showing some life again this season.
SAN FRANCISCO

Detroit @ New Orleans: New Orleans is still a helluva team at home, and Suh's suspension does not help Detroit's bid to stay in the playoff hunt. The Saints are a 9-point favorite, but this game will be won by a margin of closer to 14-17 points; when Detroit loses one of its key defensive players, the job becomes that much more impossible to stop Drew Brees & Co.
NEW ORLEANS

San Diego @ Jacksonville: San Diego is a 3-point favorite in this matchup, which really says something about America's confidence in the Jaguars year after year. I mean, how many teams can be on a 6-game losing streak and still be favored in a road game?.. Oh yeah. Jacksonville has two fluke wins over TEN & BAL and hasn't been within 3 points in any of their 8 losses.
SAN DIEGO